I -heart- Stephen Colbert
The audiobook of I Am America (And So Can You!) is great. One of my fave passages of this book is now:
“… while you’re beating the bushes for a mate, the answer might be to just shake the family tree. An attractive cousin might just fall out. … My own family tree is not so much a tree as it is a (pause) circle. It kinda looks like a tree eating itself…”